This made me laugh way more than it should have.

This is what Whitlock reminds me of.

Tampa and Atlanta didn’t have a problem beating the Jays there last week.

King Rat, though not as good or as descriptive as the book, has to have an honorable mention due to showing what men resorted to in the POW camps to "survive."

When he got drafted by the Dolphins, I had hoped Tom Osborne had gotten through to him and helped him with his problems. He could have been one hell of a player.

The other day, I was playing Hyrule Warriors with my nephew, and when I got cornered by one of those things, I told him, “I hate having to fight Slender Man.”

Reading the stories here is why I want my niece to be a painter, or a writer; I’d hate for her to go into a profession she’s excited about and run into douche-bag scrotums that belittle her just for being female. Maybe she’s as strong as my sister, who did ten years of construction in the military, and knows more…

It could be the basis for a book of its own.

Bring it on, Russia!

I work for a company that says, "Our people make the difference," and, "We're all equal employees here." I understand that a business exists just to make money; but my problem is when companies, like mine, say things like this and don't mean a word of it.

"Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016 McDonald's servers!"

I'm sensing a bias here.

If Real Madrid goes on to win the Champions League this year; in the future, hardly anyone will remember or care that Schalke went into the Bernabeu and beat hell out of The Merengues. Yes, it is significant that Monaco went into the Emirates and embarrassed Arsenal; but if they don't seal the deal on the return leg,…

I was wondering who the author of the FFP rules were! Glad to meet you!

Yes, poor Monaco are so cash-strapped.

Here's hoping Arsenal do the same at the Stade Louis II in Monaco next week!

I've been saying that there hasn't been original music written for some time. I remember someone telling me that grunge was the last original music movement, but grunge obviously drew from the punk of the late 70's and early 80's; and Kurt Cobain himself admitted that the sound he was going for from Nirvana was…

This is an important lesson for young men; while you're fruitlessly pursuing a young woman who's already told you "no," there's a young woman out there waiting to tell you "yes." So stop being an ass, and leave that girl alone, already!

Aye, Pepita!

We're starting to work ridiculous hours over here in the U.S.