You couldn't give us a clip?

He was struggling to say "Dion Phaneuf" instead of "Captain Pylon."

It is disturbing when you hear your kid tell you in a blasé tone of voice; "I killed the pig."

And now there's Lego Minecraft.

I think the idea of Yelp and Urbanspoon are a good idea; I'd much rather write an honest review about bad service than to not leave a tip. Its just unfortunate that jackasses have hijacked it and used it as a means of satisfying their self-entitlement.

Did you hear about the new literary sensation? Its a story of a woman who finds a non-vanilla romance while touring tea plantations in India.

I disagree with you to a point.

I apologize, it was David Fincher, not David Lynch.

I hate to say it, because its my home state, but...

This is a great article.

Did you hear about the sushi chef who moonlighted as a webcam porn star?

Last time I remember, states like Wisconsin, Minnesota and Illinois were pro-union liberal strongholds.

I saw both the Swedish movies and the Lynch version; both pick and choose parts of the story to leave out or alter. Noomi Rapace did a great job as Lisbeth Salander. But I think that Stieg Larsson would approve more of the David Lynch version because, unlike the Swedish version, it didn't reduce to a minor footnote…

The last time I was at the Spanish Steps, there were Carabinieri armed with semi-automatic weapons; this would have turned out much different if they would have been around.

I remember reading somewhere that allowing the woman to achieve orgasm before he ejaculates gives the man a greater chance to ensure that she gets pregnant.

I can't possibly let it go because the possibility exists that come Monday, it will be one of the top five movies of the weekend.

Even Fifty Shades?

Jezebel should force Wil Leitch AND Tim Grierson from Deadspin to each see and review Fifty Shades of Grey.

The Joke

I would think that the far-right would love a story like this: young, white girl from small-town AMERICA is murdered by evil MUSLIM terrorists.