Like Michael Jordan at the Wizards: just because a star still wants to play doesn't mean he should.

Toronto Strong!

Is she attractive? While I wouldn't turn her down, I am not remotely interested in adding her on Twitter, Instagram, or any other social-media site.

Rumor is that they're going to make the Amazonians old Kryptonian settlers that have been on Earth since ancient times.

I hope the money that Kanye gave to get him and his husband on the cover of Vogue was enough to recoup the price of the unsold issues.

I've driven all over the LA area, and gotten lost in Compton, East LA, Garden Grove, Arcadia, Long Beach, etc, etc. But I've never driven past Dodger Stadium, even accidentally.

Embarrasing is telling people not to vaccinate their kids based on conjecture.

Your list was spot-on, but I would switch Tecate and Dos Equis in the rankings.

I don't want to flatter myself and say that it was my infrequent viewing of this show that caused Fox to pull the plug, but there are probably a thousand people like me out there that liked the show but just didn't sit their butts in front of the TV to watch it; and that probably did kill the show off.

I had a friend who used to complain that his girlfriend used to consistently climax before him; for me, it has always been 50/50 as to who gets theirs first, so I never understood where his frustration was coming from, no pun intended.

"Come along, Nebula."

What bothers me about morons like the ones all up-in-arms about Pineda's use of pine tar is that they think it hurts the honor of this reputable gentleman's sport. Two words for you dopes: Ty Cobb.

"Me, GRIMLOCK!"

For baseball fans my age (mid-30's), Sosa is one of the two memorable things about the Cubs during my lifetime. And if you take that away, all we're left with about the Cubs is Steve Bartman.

One, please.

After having lived in Arizona for seven years, I think the state should officially change its name to "West Arkansas."

Don't know what I'm less-interested in seeing: Rock-ules (or, Rock-acles), or Transformers 4: The Search for More Money.

I love it how the map showing all the earthquakes basically delineates plate boundaries and major fault lines!

I'm a full-time, white-collar slave in the American Southwest that harbors delusions that he can become a writer. Jack of all trades, including some fields of science, but master of none. I also have a Twitter and Tumblr feed.

The funny thing is you don't even need advanced metrics to know the Leafs were in trouble: they regularly give up more shots, which means they aren't holding on to the puck very much; and no matter how good your goalies are, if you give up 40+ shots a game, chances are good you're going to lose.