Who let Chuck Palahniuk post comments?!?!?

While commendable that the authors would like people with greater skills and more technological savvy to provide service to the military, many of the people that they would seek to get into the military with mandatory conscription are smart enough to get themselves deferred from ever having to serve. And while I…

Redundant.

I've never seen Firefly or Serenity, but being on Tumblr, I know the fandom's obsession. And I was still tickled when Nathan Fillion showed up as Hermes in the latest Percy Jackson movie, especially after he ranted about how networks cancel shows the audience loves.

So, Riley Cooper, who was recorded doing something bad, is okay; but DeSean Jackson, who only has tenuous ties to some horrible things, is not?

I understand your consternation at vital resources being used to rescue clueless folks completely unprepared to trek through the Alaskan wilderness; but I have no sympathy for them if they're never heard from again. I grew up in a city, spent my entire life in cities, and have never spent any significant time out in…

So, California is as dysfunctional as the rest of the country; Get over it!

So, in about 2500 years, there will be human beings who are immune to, or can recover from, the ionizing radiation we are subject to right now every day. Of course, that will probably be a fraction of the ionizing radiation people will be subjected to 2500 years from now.

No sé. Je ne sais pas. Io non so. Ya nye znayu.

I curse in German, as opposed to French, Italian, or my native English and Spanish, because most people in the US would be unable to understand me.

I think Gilliam would have had the balls to do the whole "Interstellar Octopus takes out Manhattan and now we all have to get along."

Love for Gary Oldman; Buckets of Bile for that abomination Coppola made!

I hope this law passes, so we can finally, and rightly so, have the modified GIF of Bugs Bunny cutting Arizona off the map and launching it into space with an Acme rocket!

How is Alan Jackson more popular in New Mexico than his home state of Georgia?!?

I've had someone previously point that out to me; "It's such a guy decision." It used to bother me that, like you said, he had all the information to make the right decision and royally screws it. But I rewatched it the other day, and it seemed to me to be a case study of a completely clueless individual (and the…

Holden McNeil saying "We all have to have sex together."

I've been saying for some years now that if you want someone to speak to you in English, you get transferred half a world away; but if you select the Spanish option, that's when you get someone here in the United States. #Reconquista

What happened to it being a show about Gordon and pre-Batman Gotham?!?!?

I remember watching the entire first season of DS9 when it premiered, and then I was expecting world-building; but this is the Marvel Universe! I, and about two-thirds of the viewership, have been immersed in this world for a better part of our lives. And for everyone else, the movies have pretty much set-up that…

If you have a problem with how Richard Sherman behaved in the post-game interview, I want to ask how you'd react if you had made the same play in your Rec League/Weekend game with your buddies; anyone who says that they would turn to their opponent and say something banal along the lines of, "Spirited game, old Bean,"…