I have a buddy who's a lawyer and scoffs regularly at courtroom depictions in TV/Movies.

I have a buddy who's a lawyer and scoffs regularly at courtroom depictions in TV/Movies.

Why do I feel like this might be lyrics to a Childish Gambino rap we have yet to hear?

At least it will be quick for us.

My feelings toward that line are tempered because my first thought after hearing it was, "Then why are you leaving, asshole?"

Since I started driving my more-economical-yet-closer-to-the-road vehicle, my blood pressure goes up every time I'm driving next to a semi. The thought of a tire blowout, or some moron cutting of the semi, causing him to swerve into me, is always fresh on my mind.

The problem with Arsenal wanting to sign another striker in the January transfer window is who do you get that is good quality that won't mind playing only during the Champions League/FA Cup/whenever you play Hull and Sunderland? If you get someone like Lewandowski, they won't want to ride the bench. And how do you…

I wouldn't call it a miracle, but France won.

Doing this would mean I would have to put off watching the back episodes of "Breaking Bad," "How I Met Your Mother," "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia," "Arrow," "Hetalia" and "Sherlock."

I'm the asshole who got Zac Stacy off of the waiver wire in my league.

Did they do the Super Bowl Shuffle?

But wait, guns don't kill people...

If only!

Well, Partizan's supporters are called "Undertakers."

That's William Howard Taft, President of the United States and Justice of the Supreme Court.

ESFP

I prefer a quote that is along the same vein as Mussolini's, but made by a much more heroic figure:

No matter what she's wearing, Kat Dennings is always gorgeous all over!

I think it's just down to the fact that the casual fan doesn't want to see the same teams that make the playoffs every year play for the World Series, unless they're called the New York Yankees. Let's be honest, the people who are most excited for this year's World Series are the people in Bah-stun and the…

His fourth in the game was almost as impressive, having brought down the ball with his head before nailing it into the goal at an impressive angle.