DAMN IT! WHY THE HELL DID MY HOME TOWN CHOOSE "CHIHUAHUAS?!?!?" I KNOW THE DIABLOS NAME IS TAKEN, BUT CHIHUAHUAS?!?!? C'MON!!!!!

Stop letting Leitch, and his numbered paragraphs, write the reviews for movies.

No wonder he was good friends with Sir Alex Ferguson!

If he wasn't banging Irina Shayk, I'd seriously question the motives of that contest.

France being screwed by drawing Portugal? France may have been wildly inconsistent in previous tournaments; but Portugal are currently wildly inconsistent: last October, they nearly got beat at home by Northern Ireland; were losing 3-1 at Israel this past March; were troubled again by Northern Ireland last month; and…

I hate The Notebook AND The Fast and The Furriest; but I do love me some Music from Another Room.

No! I don't want to have to follow Mariah's Twitter account on the off-chance she posts almost-nudes of herself, ala Amanda Bynes.

I have never dated a woman who had a thigh gap.

And let's not be hypocrites here: fans love hockey fights! Five years ago, I was watching the Stars play the Coyotes here in Phoenix; it was the last game of the season, Phoenix was eliminated from the playoffs, and Dallas had their playoff spot already wrapped up. It was 3-0, Stars, after two periods, and the…

Two words: Rasheed Wallace

Comments like the ones Lindy received on Twitter make me sympathize with Ayn Rand about her preferring to live in an Intelligent Hell than a Stupid Paradise.

He might have been the only one who didn't see it coming!

You know somewhere out there is at least one dude who thinks to himself, "Damn, I could turn her if she gave me the chance, Chasing Amy-style!"

Just like people should be able to choose to not wear clothing, people should also be able to choose to not be naked.

Being funny beats looks any day; but Tina's got both.

Monterrey: third-largest city in Mexico; an hour from the US border; automatic rivalry with the Dallas Cowgirls or Houston Steers; and an owner who may or may not be a drug lord, but would still be more sane than Jerry Jones.

Being from El Paso, I was actually psyched about the show, until I found out it was written by a gringo who didn't even live in the area and doesn't speak Spanish.

Tina Fey isn't just funny, but BEAUTIFUL! Where can I be graced with the presence of a woman like her?

I was thinking the coyote was more vomiting the cardinal head that was on fire.