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He was observing some sort of species in the park.

Cause the poor only buy lottery tickets while ignoring the hunger in their bellies for bread. We should completely satisfy you John Galt-ian types and go back to the way it was in the nineteenth century, with a handful of robber barrons controlling a majority of the wealth in this country and the plebes working…

"Sky rockets in flight: A-a-afternoon delight!"

I drank to ease my depression; temporarily cured the symptoms, not the disease.

This is what happens when you will not teach sex education in schools.

So, what's the point of this story? I lived in Sicily and knew of a place named "Paternò," accent on the "o," not the "e;" and at no time did I ever equate the town with the infamy that happened at Penn State.

As a brand-loyal Nintendo fan for almost two decades, and a heavily-leftist Liberal, I would like my favorite video game company to do more about making the world a shinier, happier place; but until we can devoid all electronic devices not just of conflict materials, but rare-earth elements from China that help…

I still try to circumvent the system whenever I can, but they are making it tougher. I remember when I downloaded "The Blair Witch Project" the day it came out in theaters, but now it would probably take days of false leads and slow downloads from multiple torrents to get something like "The Avengers."

That's a good thing, on the off-chance you ever find yourself unemployed with no insurance. See the following article.

I didn't mind the modern version with Ethan Hawke and Gwyneth Paltrow.

But in the third world, you're actually working to survive because your country can't afford to give you food aid or subsidized housing. The United States had a GDP of nearly 16 TRILLION dollars last year, and we still make the poor and the unemployed jump through hoops for government aid that you can barely survive…

Yeah, but its subsidized if you really and truly can't afford it. And there's the expansion of Medicaid...unless your state opts out of it. :-(

Until 2014. THANKS OBAMA!

This assesement is only truly troubling in the United States, where the lack of a uniform and adequate safety net for the unemployed exacerbates the stress of trying to keep your job. Its not bad enough you'll lose your job and have lots of trouble finding another one, but you could lose your home and your family…

No matter what the history of the United States might have been in its 200+ years of existence, there would still be idiots like this. That being said, American idiots (Copyright: Green Day) feel free to bring up the horrors of war because its been 200 years since a war has been fought on U.S. soil. Unless they've…

No matter what the history of the United States might have been in its 200+ years of existence, there would still be idiots like this. That being said, American idiots (Copyright: Green Day) feel free to bring up the horrors of war because its been 200 years since a war has been fought on U.S. soil. Unless they've…

I don't know any registered nudists, but I have known quite a few people that prefer to be nude in their own homes. And after being around so many naked people, both male and female, there is very little about a human body that I find disgusting or unattractive. Bodies just are, and if someone is comfortable in…

I was born after Roe v. Wade (or Wade v. Boggs, as they said on "Family Guy"), and never have I thought "My God, I could have been aborted!" But even if I did, to let that make me promote an agenda that takes a viable medical option away from every woman is asinine! I would never encourage a woman to get an…

I always practiced my best grammar ever since I started on IRC. No matter what handle I used, people on UnderNet always knew it was me by the periods, question marks, ellipses and exclamation points.