They would go out of business SO fast in the U.S. 

Wait, you don’t tip waitstaff? You’re a bad person.

It’s okay, China is just going to put them in a reeducation camp and then harvest their organs. The organs will then be used to keep children in the Nike Sweatshops in China working.

Big Track and Field will still win.

Lebron is different from other China bootlickers like Disney, because part of the reason why Lebron was/is valued is because he’s been a voice for civil rights and social justice in The United States.

His kowtowing to China suggests that he only cared about civil rights in the U.S. because it was good for his pocket…

I don’t understand why anyone who does uber and complains about it, doesn’t go get a traditional McJob. I get it, flexibility of hours. But plenty of McJobs are actually pretty flexible as long as you aren’t ridiculous about it (source, I work a McJob)

I mean, I think most Americans on Deadspin would laugh at your school shooting joke, we’re acutely aware that we have a problem.

That’s why the joke about Colombians and drugs was funny. Because it’s rooted slightly in reality. I guess actually, that’s how a lot of jokes work.

We’re timed to do the transaction, get the drink to the customer and have them gone in 45 seconds or less at the drive through. So yes, adding 40 seconds to a process that we can pull off (when we have a good team) in 38 seconds is HUGE.

That’s not accurate, source, I wear a green apron at work. It’s 60 cents to add as much syrup as you want.

a 20/20 is BADDDDDDDDD because each pump of the syrups is around 25 calories of sugar. So, a 20/20 would be 1000 calories of sugar. What we really think when we see a drink like that is “Why didn’t you go buy a…

Umm, Ivy League Sports already are horrible. I think you mean Power Five schools, like Oklahoma, Alabama, Florida State..... the best of which are in former slave states. I bet the number of Ivy Grads that watch Fox is incredibly low.

I’m genuinely amazed that so many racist and/or homophobic and/or trump supporters read Deadspin.

Like, I would NEVER go on Breitbart, why are they on Deadspin? And then why are they offended when they see stuff that reflects the average philosophies of people who don’t care for trump?

Or, he could have gone about his life instead of trying to get free stuff from Starbucks. Someone fucked my name up? I’d think “yeah, my name is very unusual, no big deal at all.” Who the hell even has the time to worry about shit like that? Oh, someone looking for free shit. 

I work for Starbucks. The touchscreen that we type the name into is REALLY bad. Like, mid-90's tech bad. It’s very possible that the person typing the name in, biffed the spelling from Aziz to something like Iziz. And then the person who is no shit, under a 45 second time-limit start to finish to make the drink,…

The butt is what’s in your shoulder when you shoot. I reckon you meant the other end? 

Nothing would stop me from killing that guy if I was in the same place as Bivens. 

I sold plumbing supplies to contractors in Colorado for about 18 months. And yeah man, holy shit. 

What are the racist terms the military uses on maps?

I cannot be the only person who is wondering why the U.S. is even fielding a team. I’m a Jazz Fan, so seeing Mitchell risk his health for a stupid effort is not something I want. 

Read the article, then you will know.

Are you from Albuquerque? Because you just described what Albuquerque did.

Are you from Albuquerque? Because you just described what Albuquerque did.