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It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Want To Take The Stairs)

This is actually pretty similar thematically to Chuck C Johnson's wedding vows.

"Officially committed...ISIS agents everywhere"

"Monsoon season has officially started."

9 months from now a bunch of ASU co-eds are going to give birth to monster-sized babies.

Meanwhile, Julian Edelman, just back from a three-hour jog in the rain, has poured himself a bowl of gravel to enjoy in his empty kitchen.

That stage had more awkward white men on it than at LeBron's last birthday party.

THEY HATE US CUZ THEY AIN'T US

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.

Forget it, Tom. It's Chinatown.

That's so sweet

A small flying object, traveling at a low rate of speed is threatening to bring down one of the strongest infrastructures in the United States. I think the first thing Pete Carroll will do once he reviews the tape is make an apologetic phone call to Mr. Bush.

I was a big fan of the achievement for literally setting trees on fire, tho. Not even kidding, fuck nature.

Not to be that person, but I think that was a punch, not a stab.

And secondly, remember everyone, it is possible to enjoy violent media like this and still be critical of it.

Alternatively, it's about ethics in video game cunt punches.