So what you're saying is that football coverage is refreshingly devoit of the horseshit mountain of sanctimony baby boomer writers shovel onto the rotting carcass of MLB?

+great Depression

He fucked up.
But he wasn't the defense that played lights out for 3 quarters then completely shit the bed in 6 minutes giving away 3 TDs, 2 in 44 seconds.

Brandon Bostick Wasn't Supposed to...Catch That Onside Kick

I still think the "slide" with 5 minutes left, was the dumbest thing I have ever seen in football.

The last person this is on is Bostick, and fuck that coach for giving him shit when he went over to the sidelines. The ball does crazy shit on onside kicks. Wanna give somebody shit? Mike McCarthy called that game into the fucking ground for GB.

Kraft: [sighs]

Well, of course not, you need to trade 3 wheat and 2 wool for that, silly.

[Not pictured: sex.]

That's bound to be a knock-down, drag-out fight.

Pro Bowl 2015: Team Roger Goodell vs. Team Ray Rice

Only a poseur would bottle on an even-numbered day.

There are people who hate Sierra Nevada Pale Ale? I'm guessing you're referring to the "I only drink 120 Minute IPAs from a small rural breweries in northeastern Nevada and then only if it was bottled on an odd numbered day by a guy with interesting facial hair and horn-rimmed glasses" crowd.

Clearly reading too much Albert Camus.

No way, chicken parm really does taste that good.

Come on, he's clearly dealing with existential dread.

"Sorry guys I tore my quad." - sung to the Nationwide jingle.

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.