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Chris Wayne
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...how is Ray Rice still front and center on EA's NFL Blitz page?

Without any context, the over-the-top hits...were neutered. The NFL either didn't have a problem with what it saw or never watched the tape

he was "on fire"

Yea a fun ass video game was causing concussions. Just like comic books cause Cops to yell "BLAM-O!" and "KABIFF!!!" when taking down perps.

The commentator's exclamation of "WHAT THE (beep)?!" after one of those late hits is one of my fondest memories of this game. Gosh, was it fun to play.

The league signed off on the game because of how realistic it is. To this day, the Jacksonville Jaguars are routinely faced with 3rd and 30 situations.

I love this game so much. I just discovered the build-your-own-plays function as an adult. I feel I'm already as good a play caller as any Shanahan

Parents became suspicious of Sandau's views when he started awarding gold stars to the team's worst, least coordinated players.

I usually like these, but it's just stupid to Photoshop in a picture of Coughlin from the team's last Super Bowl. No, that's his first Super Bowl with the team. Wait, sorry, Jaguar's first playoff appeara—no, that's not it...

Wait I think you've got that backwards then? Or maybe forwards is the new backwards? Either way, I'm biased toward this style of beer (APAs, I mean, not angry sibling hipster beers)

We need to talk about your drinking. To have an intervention, of sorts.