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Chris Wayne
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Dear Jim, sorry I took your time slot but I have a hunger. A hunger for everything deep fried.

Sexual orientation isn't a lifestyle, it's part of you are. I hope you realize that soon and find a church that doesn't fill your head with bigotry. Try the UCC.

Justin Bieber and his abandoned monkey may still have a chance. Jessica Chastain has confirmed with E! that she is not in fact joining True Detective for season 2. HBO has denies the reports as well. So put down that prematurely celebratory Lone Star and make the requisite flat circle jokes in the comments please.

T-Rex: "Pussy"

New York Yankees Scouting Report: "Raw, unrefined; Needs more time on the mound before being taken seriously."

Boston Red Sox Scouting Report: "Not a lot of power, but the ball really careens off his paw. Could potentially develop a decent knuckleball."

Miami Marlins Scouting Report: "Young, in demand, might have some


"I can't believe it worked"

Me 5 minutes in.

I loved her Donatella Versace on SNL, but overall maybe she works best as part of an ensemble cast.

So many of my feelings are expressed here