So he's wearing an IKEA rug? That explains alot.

Yeah well some other Chris's, I assume, are good people.

Wait, is this the same Chris Pratt who (allegedly) cheated on his wife, (allegedly) ignored his kids and (allegedly) is now going on a media charm offensive to get out in front of all the negative stories?

No.

There's only one way to find out…

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It can be Frank Stallone.

Yes.

Spoilers!

Well done.

Are we going to ignore the elephant in the room?

I do.

If you put in a little work to learn how to comment on Disqus, and grow accustomed to both the pros and cons of Disqus when compared to Kinja, the comments won't take any negative hit if we keep using Disqus,

Also I'm a drunk troll like 75% of the time. Do I really deserve to be uplifted out of the grays?

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Thanks again! People here are so often grouchy that it's nice to simply receive some thanks for once. You really made my day!

Thank you!

Also it takes one to known one.

Yes.

But that makes even less sense! How can breast tissue interpret orders from a CEO?!