It's quiet… too quiet.

First!

First!

First!

Talk like that is how we get to Wednesday.

Talk like that is how we get to Wednesday.

Talk like that is how we get to Wednesday.

And yet we all lose.

And yet we all lose.

Even though the AVClub closed down, it'll always live on in my heart.

Even though the AVClub closed down, it'll always live on in my heart.

Even though the AVClub closed down, it'll always live on in my heart.

Yeah… that didn't happen.

Yeah… that didn't happen.

Yeah… that didn't happen.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

Finally, I’ve done the impossible and actually managed to log in to this godforsaken site. It only took a small army of volunteer helpers and updates to the instructions.

"APRIL FOOLS!"