Wow, really? That’s a genuinely surprising take. I thought it was a goofy stunt, but it also served a legit journalistic purpose, and is being cited in the ongoing lawsuit between the city of Miami and Marlins ownership.

Derek Jeter is Chief Executive Officer of the Marlins organization. https://www.mlb.com/marlins/team/front-office

Kinda hard to re2pect this a22hole anymore.

His check cleared.

Man, I love the fact that Bartolo Colon exists. Less than 6’ tall, courteously listed at 285 lbs., still dominant enough at almost 45 years of age to command $12.5 million per year (an amount he’s not paying out to a dozen ex-wives, since he’s been married to the same woman for 22 years), and laughing off comeback…

Yes indeed, what leverage could the United States possibly exercise over the state whose power is in large part predicated on US support.

the mental calisthenics required to come away from this story with THIS as your central criticism is astounding. 

Should’ve found a babysitter if you’re going to nonviolently protest

I can’t tell if you’re ironically victim blaming or if you’re actually doing it.

Goose Gossage is being salty somewhere as we speak.

I have a plan I’ve dubbed “The Procedure”.

It’s incredibly disappointing to see a team with so much potential come up short year-after-year for two years.

If you have all the draft picks, the other teams will eventually grow old and die. You have to think long-term, sheeple.

It was hilarious!

Um, suspend him? If he does it again, give progressively longer suspensions. Seems pretty simple to me.

Maybe Marchand is just a really big fan of Super Troopers.

Natalie Gulbis was included so Trump didn’t have the biggest rack of the bunch.

Mr. Samuel James Worthington, Jr. is the Owner of the Newtown Athletic Club. His son went to jail for “several...flesh-biting outbursts.”

“Twenty appointees...that’s nine and eleven!”

Problem with a hanging notice is that people won’t read it. Espiecally not the parents of young children because they are contantly overwhelmed and inwardly focused. The motto of the parents of young children generally seems to be “fuck your rules, I have kids to take care of and therefore am more important.”