“He’s violating the unwritten rules, showing us up both on the mound and in the batter’s box. Also, he’s not even American.” - Brian McCann

He does so much baseball. All the baseball. Very good.

He is a very good and excellent baseball man.

That might be the best RKO out of nowhere I’ve never seen.

In the not too distant future someone will die playing football and the NFL and their stooges will talk about what a great turnout the funeral had.

Lauren graciously let me into the club just tonight (thank you Lauren), I was a fly on the wall here for years before finally logging in and know full well there’s a not so fine line between good and very, very, very, terribly, horribly bad.

See, your mistake is in having Fox and think together. Think is excluded from all Fox equations. (-∞, think)U(think, ∞)

“Oh, but when I do it, i’m a racist, huh?”

Stanton hit that ball so far

You can have an impressive handling, well equipped car that still has shit build quality:

name checks out

As we all learned in the Super Bowl, Brady is not going to make Fetch happen.

Will Tom Brady Sit, Stay, or Play Ball?

Um ...

What planet are you from? Be honest.

True, but I think it’s fair to say that the EPL is still the most competitive league from top to bottom. Put the bottom 10 in England against the bottom 10 in Spain, Italy, or Germany, and they’d dominate.

Huh, stronger line-up than I would have thought...certainly hurts their potential legacy.

In the face of the deepest, richest, savviest array of clubs from top to bottom in league history...

No worries, bro, I got ya!