I bet they could beat the Browns

My dog likes beer. Checks out.

The dodger did win.

If the Phillies believe they can challenge for the NL East in the next three years, first of all they’re wrong (Go Nats)...

He was one of my favorite players on this iteration of the Cubs, but that became harder and harder to reconcile with what a shithead Trumpian he is. Thanks for those few years, now fuck off.

Hayden Gillum was also T’d up for filming a basketball game in portrait mode

Och, aye, the caber toss!

You’re working too hard in here.

Pretty sure it’s a “GRRM has no pages” joke.

Imagine if he went Fulþór.

Man, think of that, think how strong you would have to be to pick up the average green bay packers fan.

Hey, they have a really, really cool mall there.

The president continued: “There were a lot of big questions Korea didn’t answer. Were olympics? What about Godzilla? Many more...So much more. But in the end, I came forward and they said, ‘Trump can’t pilot the Gypsy Rose. You need two. Two,’ they said. Maybe more, so more. But I did great things and am very proud of…

“Dad is a genius. I will never compare to him. I hope he loves me.” - Don Jr.

He’s referring to how all of the Russian athletes got to compete after all.

You don’t count the first workout. You workout 3 more times.

I have an unrelated question:

He’s basically the best goal scorer in league history. Using era adjusted numbers the way Hockey-Reference does he’s at 692 goals in only 962 games. Gretzky, as a point of comparison, got to 758 in almost 1500 games. Howe and Jagr are still a ways ahead of him but in way more games.