Jimmy Catawba D!

Everyone has a plan, until they’re punched in the mouth. -Mike Tyson

For my money, using Disney’s bus system provides the most value. My extended family & I have tried out - renting multiple cars, renting a 15 passenger van, DW’s Monorail, DW’s ferries & DW’s buses over the past 20 years w/ DL & DW visits.

Hawt Take!

Wow, Rio Olympics keeps getting better everyday. NBC has a new overcoming adversity story.

I can’t wait to get my six year old into Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.

Next up: Dallas Cowboys.

Please don’t underestimate my gender and humanity’s bias towards stupid.

Ah humanity, threatening violence as if two wrongs make a right. Ms Mathers should be prosecuted criminally and be held liable for distress caused to the woman pictured before showering.

<Standing Ovation Gif>

Dani Mathers will fail into success by being named future presidental-family-for-life Trump’s Secretary of Health and Beauty.

“That escalated quickly appropriately.”

Forget about being that close to any gator.

You’re doing the lawrds work. Full disclosure: I own stock of various tissue manufacturers.

Two sessions count as a marathon session? In deeds committed or in time spent doing the deed.

Best use of this meme today. This needs more stars.

Ah he’ll enjoy it. It’ll be a great time for him. A fascinating time. It’ll be yuge boost to his ratings. Just yuge!

Going to Disney in July and Jacksonville in August. Time to draft up my will and share my passwords and accounts with my family. Wish me luck in Florida. :P

Who...what kind of uniformed individual charged with “Protecting and Serving” their community looks at 12 year old or 16 year old and...<dry heave>...thinks sexual thoughts of the child? How perverse does one need to be to reinforce the negative aspects of a young person’s life just for sex?

The staff writer for Paul Ryan knows how to show that they “get it”. Their policies are different than their rhetoric.