If you think the Rockets have the mental toughness to win a title, read this shit.

Implausible. Vintage car without the ton of broken parts stored “for later use” is not credible.

Ok. Now is the time. That terrible photo of you the one time you tried a banana hammock? Cardboard blowup just inside the open garage. Your questionable sex toy collection? Hung on a clothesline at the top of the door. Your Andy Warhol tribute art depicting HOA board members seductively devouring various meat…

Oh man, they didn’t read the policy that would be enacted in the FUTURE?

I tell myself every year “Switching the summers out for the winters only takes 20 minutes!”
At least 1 hour later “Finally! Now to finish washing the summer wheels and putting everything away.”
I blame the patterned lug nuts that require a key, car too low to put a jack under unless I drive it up on wood blocks,…

Thing is, this morning in Metro Detroit we had roads with a bit of slush and snow from last night’s 2 inches. Everyone else was driving 25 because they were scared of spinning off or slamming into someone. I was able to drive the speed limit (45 most of the way to work) AND stop in time when someone decided that they…

Or in 2018!

Yes but the lowest paid player on the Patriots makes over $550k a year so asking them to spend $350 on a hotel room for the night in order to guarantee punctuality isn’t exactly a hardship.

Twats are nicer than Buttholes, sir

Belichick: [promises self to be the mega-asshole who shows up to work before everyone else]

There are several hotels within walking distance of the stadium. The Reinaissance Boston at Patriot Place (so, it literally shares a parking lot with the stadium) has rooms available for $144 tonight.

I’m pretty sure that restaurants that have dress codes know they are excluding paying customers by having such policies. They just think they either attract enough other customers to offset those who are excluded and/or that it permits them to charge a price (and associated higher profit margin) to those customers who…

Exactly...everybody wins!

Man, their dad is a complete asshole, wow.

This is not only the most important question but the only question. Turbo, leather, sunroof,decent infotainment and 3 on the floor. If they can check all those boxes I’ll put my deposit down tomorrow.

JALOPS REJOICE!!!

That engine+M/T would be exceptionally cool.

That extra 40 is a huge deal for me. I’m a bit of a speed freak and if the 6 speed manual is still included I will probably jump on this. My dad bought a brand new Cx5 last year and I really enjoy it so I don’t see why this would be any different.

Only on the base model with it though. Because Mazda secretly hates us.

Please offer with a manual