The cheerleaders earned between $100 and $1,500 per date. Everyone involved credibly claims that they never had sex for money with any of their dates, and none of the evidence Pylilo gathered suggests that they did.

NCAA: “There are 380,000 NCAA student-athletes, and most of them will go pro in something other than sports. We’ll be the only pimp, thank you very much”

Honestly, it’s refreshing to see rules applied equally to NCAA men and women.

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

Everyone who generalizes is, without exception, an asshole.

You realize that the apparel company isn’t subject to NCAA rules, right?

This whole thing has Inception-level layers of stupid.

“Rather than trying to argue that the NCAA’s regulations are grossly unfair to the athletes and should therefore be invalid, or something similar, Smack Apparel president Wayne Curtiss instead tries making an irrelevant argument about satire in his response to the cease-and-desist.”

You can’t make money off players’ likeness! Only we can do that!!!

this. NCAA rules don’t apply to random businesses. Anyway, the NCAA claimed for years that things like “DUKE player #3" was not a likeness to an athlete.

I’m absolutely gobsmacked to see a Deadspin writer cite NCAA amateurism regulations as somehow controlling the business activities of an unaffiliated private business.

reports were that the vandalism earlier this year—including a message keyed into the car that said “MOVE”—did $7,500 worth of damage.

Idk, the double clutch gearboxes are pretty damned good these days. Plus, then really! no one will buy them.

I made this chart over two years ago. Scary, huh?

Bring on the wagons!

Holding out hope for more wagons!

I think the moment they built a fat, pig-faced, giant hatchback and then told us it was, ahem, a motherfucking ‘GT’ is the moment anyone with eyes and a brain said... ‘jog on, dickheads...’ I mean, really? Its looks like a pontiac aztek wearing it’s kids nikes.

I look forward to endless cynical jokes in the vein of “that’s not a coupe”

Hastily developed BMWs are a surefire way for BMW to overcome their reputation for lack of reliability.

If you want info you go to Autoblog, if you want snark you come to Jalopnik.