I shall buy a BMW and signal so much and so furiously until I restore honour to the brand.

I’ve just had my world rocked. For all these years I thought I was doing ok and just now I found out I’m a peasant. Mind blown.

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

You list taco trucks as a failure? Why do you hate America?

A roadside taco truck and no access to restrooms sounds like a winning combination.

Just another reason I hate dealers. Tell them you’re looking for a stick and they immediately blurt, “What do you want that for?” or “In this traffic?” or “Paddle shift—the best of both worlds!”

Next thing you know, there will be gambling in Rick’s Cafe.

well her boobs ARE nice

What an asshole.

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

Worst torching of an Atlanta defense in over 150 years!

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

No because the democrats don’t have numbers to pass any legislation. They might as well be jerking off into a ceiling fan.

Haha LITERALLY! Jezebel just posted an article doing exactly that: http://theslot.jezebel.com/this-is-not-normal-1791911524

You’re right. But the gawker drones have to convince themselves that they’re doing something by putting their fingers in their ears and chanting repeatedly

Oh shit, I said amen, which means when this gets cross posted to Jezebel I’ll be greyed in no time.

I miss the old jalopnik.

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

At least they didn’t greenlight something that looks offensive at first glance.

If you offend no one, you are boring.