lolz. Barack Obama’s Justice Department used the Espionage Act to obtain search warrants for a Fox News reporter, something that was last done by Richard Nixon.

Maybe the price also includes the Sprinter van in the pictures? And the Sprinter van is filled with 4,000 lbs of frozen chicken wings? And one of the chicken wings is actually a 14-oz. nugget of solid gold that just looks like a chicken wing?

At $12k it would be a worthwhile restoration or track car, at $28k I almost shot coffee out my nose.

nearly $29k for a 190k 16 27 year old car is so much CP even decapitated crack-head tyronne bigguns is laughing

Or, as I have personally witnessed...

The hula girl and gnome are subtle commentary on the concept Microbus vs the possible production Microbus.

“At some point someone will tell you to get on the plane. I say F you, I’m getting IN the plane! IN the plane, not ON the plane! Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane! I’ll be in here with you folks in uniform. There seems to be less wind in here!”

That beats the time I was waiting to board, the plane pulls up to the departure gate, the stewardess and pilot go down. Then the stewardess comes back and announces that the flight will be delayed because of a missing engine. Everyone does a double take and look out the window. Sure enough, one of the engines is…

Funny, I have this:

I went batshit crazy and parlayed my dieselgate winnings into a BMW 535D.

Say hello to the Kia Stinger GT, Kia’s new rear-wheel-drive sedan with 365 horsepower.

Me — an accountant — anytime I hear how great it is that a business can just “write off” whatever it is

That’s my kinja strategy. Just make confusingly bad comments and hope it leads to people giving me stars to act like they got the “joke”.

Can’t wait to see the look on everyone’s faces when Trump somehow gets in.

That ‘evidence’ of Kelly’s incompetence is going to backfire on you when we find out that Snoke is really Darth Jar Jar and he’s been manipulating the galaxy for the last 75yrs.

Also, Prescott would not have been playing behind one of the best O-Lines in football and handing the ball off to the rookie of the year (also related to that Offensive line) in San Francisco.

How was this not suggested? I’ve seen it posted so many times here, and it still cracks me up every time.

NO!

That statement reveals a stunning disconnect: that person leaped right over the tuition-paying rape victim and straight to the man with the bright future.

Roses are red, nuts are brown,
Skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin,
When it’s stiff, stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet,
And the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and starts to sag,
It’s not what you think, it’s a Starks’s Teabag!!