The Rise and Fall of the Third Mic

unfortunate mic placement

No. Micro-Machines were amazing. Get out.

I love how October 2016 Trump says “Media consolidation is terrible, it’s the worst, look at AT&T & Time Warner, with the CNN, I hate it, I’d reject it, #MAGA, trademarked.” Direct quote: “As an example of the power structure I’m fighting, AT&T is buying Time Warner and thus CNN, a deal we will not approve in my…

If he sells out the U.S. national interest in dealings with the Philippines because his name embellishes a Trump Tower in Manila, the media and critics both Democratic and Republican will not fail to notice and turn the fact to his disadvantage.

As long as Trump has (R) behind his name. Whatever he does will be okay to a minority of the population and the majority of the states.

Possible, but I hate statements like that when people commit suicide in these situations. It almost implies that of course CTE is to blame, because a normal strong football player wouldn’t be depressed to the point of committing suicide.

I’d do bad things for a full remaster of 9.

I’m simultaneously amused and humbled that you chose to correct it.

I just hope sponsorship of this legislation doesn’t distract from Mullin’s vital work on his “Stop Obamacare Spam Act of 2016.”

We can talk about how they traded away Anthony Rizzo for Andrew Cashner, if that helps?

“McCutcheon’s getting up there”

Sure, I can accept that the character is supposed to be a white dude in the script.

Yeah, I know which 20-something MVP caliber player you were talking about, I’m just being smug too. “oh we’ll be juuust fine with out potential star” and I’m over here like “lol you’re going to lose Harper really soon and it will make you sad”. And then you’re all like “THAT’S NOT WHO I WAS TAKLING ABOUT” and then I…

Jurgen is available.....

Is that the same game Sid Vicious and Arn Anderson played?

The White Sox fan on staff is yelling about how you never trade for 2B prospects. The Red Sox fan on staff is just giggling at his desk. The asshole Nationals fans on staff were whining this morning about giving up prospects for an actual dominant workhorse starter, and they deserve to never win anything ever.

I don’t want to Northsplain to you, Anna, but you have to rent a snowmobile. 

Oh Fuck yes. Honestly my next request is Caity’s TGI Friday’s adventure into a show.