“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

“fast girls”

The article I read said the passenger in the car was his cousin Jung Fo Kang. Actually the title was ‘Ho Kang Determined To Be Driver in Crash, Fo Kang Liar’

If you didn’t imagine a Benny Hill scene where the British policemen in their big hats with batons are chasing after the pedophiles on a soccer pitch, well, you’re a better person than I.

Lord Knows-Where is actually a peer of interest in this scandal.

Your kid is much, much more likely to be abused by a family member.

Slippery slope. If the rule exists it needs to be applied properly every time or you’re left with chaos. Or as I like to call it: the current state of officiating in the NFL.

I bet those kids are mean drunks.

[smug atheist laughter] Lol

“The women in porn are hired solely for their abnormally tiny hands!”

3'7" actually. Showbiz likes ‘em short. The camera adds a solid 16 inches.

That’s not how you rip an apple, brah

That was a depressing read because i’m reading a lot of the exact same shit IN TWENTY FUCKING SIXTEEN! NOTHING HAS CHANGED! FUCK!

My wife makes outstanding chili. Like I’ll push my kids over to get the last bowl good (OK, I’ll admit, there’s a lot of food that I’d push my kids over to get at). Last year I came home from work and saw a half eaten bowl of cold chili on the kitchen table and thought “Jackpot!”. The top tasted weird and acidy but…

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

Tom Crukakke

Wow cool, I went through a time portal. I have no idea how the fuck i’m on the internet in 1816, but it certainly can’t be 2016. We certainly would not still be pulling shit like this in TWENTY FUCKING SIXTEEN!....oh wait we are. Sounds about right.

I spent ten years of my life doing activist work nearly full-time. I don’t blame people for not bothering because all of that time was essentially wasted. Every positive thing I fought for didn’t work because the people in power, supported by most of the population, chose the self-centered and short-sighted option. I…

Projecting is also a skill that requires time to master, I see.