Don’t even ask about Predators-Senators.

There will be endless reprisals and recriminations, and they will all do approximately zero good, so I will try to avoid them. There’s more than enough blame to go around. But for one dark night (morning), I will indulge. You’re exactly right. The fucking goddamn DNC and their miserable godfuckinggoddamn triangulation…

Unfortunately for Rubio a side effect of marijuana use is dry mouth.

Sounds like a perfectly cromulent word to me.

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

Beat me to it. I lost some breath on that one.

He said, “I am not guilty. I did not kill Susan Berman.”

Quite honestly unless he himself admits it I still can’t believe Belichick wrote those exact words. That sounds like Trump almost to a tee.

Maybe Jar Jar Binks really did get a birthday card from the Emporer.

I don’t know man. I can pray to RNGesus for the +1 Super Rare Items and Level-Capped characters I need, or I can just share a little bit of information to some stranger on the internet... and if he’s giving me the advantage I need, he can’t be that bad, right? What’s the harm in giving him my full name, photo, place…

Whoa easy there...Billy has never given us soccer insight of substance.

Fuck this is a good question.

What was each candidates’ favorite day of Kristen?

you better not tempt the wrath of whatever from high atop the thing! no changes until its officially called!!!!

They want to make sure it’s done fairly. They don’t want another Drago/Creed fiasco.

It’s really a shame that A Dog didn’t make the move to Univision. I bet he’d have some really good insight into this.

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.

Most surprising plot twist is the show adds Martin as a character and kills him off, therefore explaining why the final books AREN’T FREAKING DONE YET.

I’d argue for Football Manager, but I think it falls more squarely into simulation. It’s a grat amalgamation of a number of different genres, really.