Here’s a helpful tip I found out by accident a little while ago: if you have the Lowe’s store credit card, you can get 5% off all your purchases. But, if you use a gift card for a portion of the amount and use your Lowe’s card for the rest, you get 5% off the whole purchase, not just the portion you pay for with your…

Here’s a helpful tip I found out by accident a little while ago: if you have the Lowe’s store credit card, you can…

Years ago, the guy I was dating at the time and I talked about what would happen if we got married and he was totally into the combining names thing (his was pretty German and hard to pronounce), but realized quickly it would never work because our new last name would be Hyman.

My husband and I kicked this around but any combination of the two names sounded like the latest pharmaceutical wonder. Dealing with an X and a Z and a clutch of vowels made it too hard.

Dude, come on! That is insane. Do not do that. I realize that it is the beginning of your new lives, but come on. I was recently married. I explained to my wife that she should do what makes her happy (secretly hoping she would take my name). I know in the past I had half-heartedly said I wanted her to take my name.…

This might be an unpopular opinion, but as a married guy I suggest you continue to go by Hannah.

Umpires get a lot of shit, but for today at least that ump is a hero.

(crowd lustily boos lack of effort)

Highlight of my youth baseball career: playing left field when the other team’s big hitter absolutely crushed one down the line a hundred feet over my head. The left field fence was 380 feet to the pole and didn’t even belong to the baseball field, it belonged to the next field over. Ball bounced twice and somehow…

Why does Johnson have a porn video of Julio Baptista?

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Six years behind the deal is much more lenient than the original sentence: a five-year contract extension with Sunderland.

These terrible banner ads are also putting the nail in Miller Lite's coffin.

I think he probably is first on that list, followed by Zidane and Platini. Ronaldo is just behind them but would be first on my list if he hadn’t played mostly during an era when his national team was incredibly weak since all three of Cruyff, Zidane and Platini had success at the int’l level.

You can make strong arguments for Pele or Maradonna as better players, but neither were as influential on the game as Cruyff.

It’s a shame he took a turn for the worse.

Revolutionary player, revolutionary manager and soccer mind. Strong argument that he’s the best Euro-born player of all-time. Not that I remember much of it since I was very young, but Cruyff featured in the first professional match I ever attended (at RFK Stadium). RIP.

Lindsay Graham, though ever the belle of the ball, is an extremely dangerous radical and I hope this latest junket doesn’t convince people otherwise.

Yeah, Anno is a tough one to place. I mean, you could argue Football Manager is a strategy game and I’d nod my head.

Now I'm picturing Danny Trejo as Batman.

Bought ticket, still going. I’ve been waiting too long for this goddamned movie.