Oh yes, I’ll be sure to hand over my passport and any other necessary documents you’ll need to get that cheat through for me.

This is the best question.

This is very true.

Why didn’t you just copy/paste this when Conte said the same thing for the Euros?

I know Screamer is gone and all, but at least give us some soccer insight of substance.

Give me the true Zealadin.

The article just proves that Tobias wasn’t lying when he shouted “THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!”

What do you expect man? I’m American, I wasn’t born into it? So should I not follow the league at all? Seriously? It’s no different than picking a team in baseball, football or hockey.

You’re fucking ridiculous.

Who the fuck cares man? It’s a sports team. I came into it the year before the Tevez/Mascherano scandal. Christ, take your holier than thou attitude elsewhere.

I chose it 10 years ago, it’s not like I’m going to quit on them now. I’m not a wishy-washy fan.

hard hitting soccer journalism

Mr. Gristle is one of us too.

Hey, at least he only killed himself and not multiple people like your former tight end ;)

So, so true. Sigh. What a waste of supreme talent.

Hey! I’ve got a Lindbergh Mariners jersey framed on my wall!

West Ham - it was them or Everton after talking to my English Man Utd friend. I wanted a team that played attractive football, but wasn’t necessarily a top 6 team every year.

I am from Maine and despise Boston sports.

1. Flyers - parents were Flyers fans when the Maine Mariners were their minor-league affiliate in the late 70s

2. Bengals - I was 5 and liked the helmets. Stuck with it.

3. Royals - Carlos Beltran when I was a kid.

Use your pain, it will make you stronger.

West Ham, Bengals, Flyers and Royals fan. I was 32 when I saw my first sports championship for one of my teams. Let me tell you, completely worth the wait.

Katy Tur, Sopan Deb and Ali Vitali deserve the longest, best vacation of their lives beginning a week from today.

But how does Barcelona fit into the narrative?

Matt Harvey should have been Victor Zsasz because now I want someone to stab my eyes out.

I see Ted is preparing for a 2020 run by testing out his white face among local voters.