Well, we know who threw the dildo.

Any opportunity to share this is a good one:

This is what happens when a Patriots player laughs about a dildo being thrown onto the field.

Just want to say the use of Nine Inch Nails’ “Something I Can Never Have” in the bordello was brilliant. Summing up what people come to Westworld for.

I’m willing to bet that Donald is a Fop man.

This entire series has been excellent. Thank you for continually sharing your knowledge with us, Patrick.

So how exactly do we create a 100% sustainable Mars colony filled with football men?

Shkelzen Gashi sounds like horrible disease you might get while on vacation somewhere exotic.

Release Josh Brown upstream so he can spawn with all the other shit bags.

Because Jose has a long and storied history of giving kids a chance?

edit: we both know he’d thrive at Liverpool, as much as we’d hate to admit that.

Pulisic needs to stay where he will play. It’s too soon for him to go to Barca.

It could be a real nightmare for Rooney, too

All of them? Or just the old men?

Pictured: Ted Cruz in the kitchen

The whites.

Ted Cruz is so salty because he eats so much soup.

+1 Highlights

“Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not “Mr. Rodgers”. You’re Mr. Rodgers. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”

Lineman-American, please.