Fuck Adam Jones.

Fuck Vontaze Burfict.

Fuck Mike Brown.

Fuck Marvin Lewis.

Fuck this team for not giving me a single playoff win in my entire fandom of the club. The curse of Bo Jackson lives on.

Oh yeah, in high school? I owned an Akili Smith jersey. What the fuck was I thinking.

Spurs fan!? And I used to like you.

The most morally bereft Solo since Ben.

No.

I giggled.

I look forward to Kinch winning the Premier League in 2019 with the upstart Notts County. Along the way we will be told no less than 4.8 million times that he was once a non-league striker and that this is all just amazing.

Dongle is one of the best words in the English language.

Why don’t they just make the entire Olympics out of the black box?

Nuclear Throne alone makes this worth the price.

Nuclear Throne alone makes this worth the price.

Oh. My. God. I had never heard this before.

This gives new meaning to TigerBeat.

You know who doesn’t get to fuck anymore? Harambe. Because he’s dead.

Moncada is going to be a monster. I’ve had a few opportunities to see him play for the AA affiliate in Portland, ME. A pure joy to watch.

Also, even as a Royals fan it is hard not to say Mookie Betts is my favorite player in all of baseball.

Owen Labrie has a new best friend!

I am introducing a friend to them this coming Wednesday. He has never heard them before. I’m excited and extremely disappointed at the same time.

Neither did I and he lives in my own state!

The Derek Trucks Band - Sahib Teri Bandi / Maki Madni

Donny was actually arrested and recently plead guilty to domestic assault up here in Maine!

Just a toddler on the run
How did I get here
What have I done
When will my hopes arise
How will I know him
When I look into Harambe’s eyes