Peter King is a National Treasure that should be buried for 300 years until Nicholas Cage XIV’s National Treasure XVIII is released.

We should, but I should be roasted on a spit for this one.

Oh, I completely deserved it for this one. No idea why I was thinking he was Argentinian.

I am just having a terrible day.

“Oh my god.” - Bob Belcher

Argentina producing yet another striker who can’t hit goal when it matters. I’m surprised Wenger hasn’t tried to poach some of these ‘forwards’

This is a highly contested group for ‘worst winger ever’

Ashley Cole and Jelle van Damme? It’s my Football Manager 2009 fullbacks!

This never would have happened in Ned Yost’s clubhouse.

You dirty console peasants are beneath my processing power, storage space and available memory. I fart in your general direction.

I like to switch it up. Both are fine!

Will miss you Puja! Look forward to seeing what you do with SPIN! Good luck and thank you for taking me out of the greys on Adequate Man!

Cream - Goodbye (Full album)

Where are the candlepin bowling articles?

So I’m cool if I just wanna build with LEGO all night?

It’s Friday night.

I will be gaming on the couch with my laptop. The Mrs. will be on the couch playing X-Box. We have a good relationship.

Is this how Zika got transmitted on South Beach as well?

Exactly this. Mike Moustakas went from batting .212 in 2014 to .284 in 2015 because he learned how to beat the shift.

Sex remains undefeated. Nice.

That’s the thing about this that makes me think they were making the entire story up. That one little line. “With a gun pointed to my head and I’m like whatever.”

As if Mitch Albom couldn’t be any more insufferable.