Yes. Exactly that.

Don’t worry, the three hour biopic will explain everything.

Truly full of wisdom.

It will be “Rosebud.”

Because U23 teams are allowed to have a minimum number of players who are over 23.

And Germany is literally averaging a goal every 20 minutes in this tournament.

You’re forgetting that Brock was a white dude. Sharper would still get 18 years at a Stanford house party.

Not long enough.

Thank you Ryan!

But Carson Wentz is in another bathroom!

Didn’t mean it as a direct reply!

Neil Young - Thrasher

“They were hiding behind hay bales,
They were planting in the full moon
They had given all they had for something new”

Amazing story. I’ll never forget the time my roommate made brownies. We all went out to celebrate a birthday, came back from the bars and one of the girls had found the pan on the counter. Now, she never smoked pot and ate that entire pan of brownies to her face. She didn’t move for approximately 16 hours.

I never learned to swim, so any of those I suppose. I guess I could float?

That was one of the most cringeworthy paragraphs I’ve read in awhile.

You had me so excited at Star Wars Galaxies and from there I was quickly disappointed. I miss that game. Even if it was objectively terrible at times.

Steve Gorman is criminally underrated on the radio. Not underrated as a drummer, but definitely as a sports talk radio guy. He needs a better time slot than what Fox gives him. Certainly beats JT the Brick.

Sounds like the judge should have gotten Ryan on Lochtedown before he left the country.

Make Haitst not waste.

I try to keep my jerkin’ hand and bowlin’ hand separate. Wouldn’t want to cause injury to one and not be able to do both, you know?

Buncha cowards.