Son of a bitch. I’m confusing him with Gene Rayburn and I don’t even know why.

I’m glad Disney bought Star Wars when they did. George Lucas was getting out of hand with all these TIE Fighter designs.

I’ve always wanted to try it! Need to get down to CT to do that.

This will be on my tombstone. My uncle took me to see Lebowski in theaters. I was 13 at the time. He figured it had bowling so I’d be into it. Has been my favorite movie since, even though at 13 I didn’t understand half of it.

Can we bring Soupy Sales back from the dead? He’s the GOAT as far as game show hosts go.

I’ll further my ‘hipster’ vibe. It’s candlepin bowling.

I have calluses on my bowling hand. Does this make me a tough millennial?

Did they ever find his lost gold?

Okay, so this MIGHT top the Chinese hurdler getting vomited on as the Feel Good Story of Rio.

Only questions about khakis and drinking milk will be permitted in all future interviews.

The Verve - “The Rolling People”

What the hell else am I going to listen to when struggling to get through Portland on 295N at 5pm every day? haha

The Big Jab and WEEI would be glorious. Truly glorious.

As an aside, I am pumped Danks is back on the PM Jab.

As a New Englander who dislikes the Red Sox, I would love to see Papelbon return, just to listen to sports radio callers complain about a guy who only throws fastballs down the meat of the plate and can’t hit 90 on the gun anymore.

It would be glorious.

I do not blame you for this.

Reading all of these makes me feel like the past 27 years as a Bengals fan haven’t been that bad.

I feel bad with almost everyone that has Celiac. Except for my old boss. You could be sitting alone eating a sandwich, or something else with gluten into it and she would announce to the entire lunch room, while pointing at gluteny item - “I CAN’T EAT THAT!”

That woman was the worst.

Because I fucked up his name, maybe.

I was just... erm... putting his names together... yeah, that’s it.

At least I got the accent in the right direction ;)