If only it had been 2009 and Wenger had Andrey Arshavin and his magical elfin legs.

Right. I realize that Janssen is going to need time to integrate with the team, but Poch may not have that time if it means Kane is going to look like a half-dead horse on the pitch.

I think Spurs can win the league, but they won’t.

Either Harry Kane needs at least a month of rest, or he’s been completely broken since last season ended. He helped set-up a Lamela shot that cannoned off the bar, but he has looked really, really bad going back to late April.

What was the goal of the weekend?

Hernandez/Diamonde’s Bicycle Kick Built for Two?

or Sané just absolutely abusing poor Natxo Monreal?

That was my second choice. Jablonski replaced Roy in the famous “This is my last game in Montreal” game.

“Why this place is a damn geographical anomaly! Two weeks from everything!”

Pat Jablonski will make for a great replacement.

Pour one out.

Giri, yours is a world only Hamilton Nolan can dream of, a true utopia. I am going to begin the first footsteps toward realizing this dream.

*Lifts cheek off office chair, farts loudly.*

This one was for Harambe.

I will never forget ceaselessly giggling at Saunders doing college football highlights and saying “and there he goes unmolested into the end zone.”

Aw man, I want a Meth-Mouth Ortiz!

And according to Facebook trending, Rodman has broken his wang on three separate occasions. Easily the grossest.

I demand we clone Billy and get twice as much soccer.

With you 100%

And he’ll convert 0% of crucial chances. I see no problem here.

£88m profit for Juventus. Solid business.

And it’s not about the money, Billy! If you read comment sections across the internet, it was DESTINY that brought Pogba back.

It’s a solid 8/10 for me. I really liked it.

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Brian Butterfield is an awesome dude though.