+1 high and wide

I expected as much.

Is there a brand of Greek yogurt without that disgusting chalky taste to it?

Frankie Muniz coming off the height of Malcom in the Middle with Dita von Teese, now THAT would have been a story.

They’re actually using Arsenal’s training staff.

Finally, a feel good story in these Olympics.

I just hope everyone is prepared to answer the bridge troll’s five, sorry, three questions.

Still my favorite Dolphins player of all time. Screwed out of a Super Bowl by Dan Marino.

Such regal creatures.

This is why I fell in love with the Court of Owls so much when New 52 re-launched.

This is an excellent addendum to my post. Thanks for the info!

Worked in a supermarket for a decade, I learned a few things.

On watermelons: Look for well defined alternating dark and light green lines. Make sure it only has one spot on it from where it sat in the ground. Give it a knock, if it sounds nice and hollow with steps 1 and 2, you’ve got a tasty melon.

The oldest weirwood in all the Godswood.

Not technically in the papers, but I vote for Garfield Minus Garfield to straight up replace Jim Davis’ aged and now very unfunny version:

The impact of this guest would be felt for hundreds of thousands of years. All-time interview.

Still waiting on an apology for the bow tie.

Your sports talk radio show is Sleazeball and Stormy on 590, The Sports Catastrophe.

Would you like to play a game? (of baseball)