Will Ronaldo go on the post-match bender though?

Dimitri Payet is amazing. What can’t he do? Take West Ham to European competition? Check. Score a game winner for France at the Euros? Check. Injure Cristiano Ronaldo? Check.

True, but England certainly took credit for him ending the Wimbledon drought in 2013.

Well, at least something has gone right for England.

Quaresma’s concentration and decision making is equal to his rotating hairstyles. Short and poor.

When I was a child and the world was new and exciting, I thought I understood what a catch was. Now that I’m in my 30s and jaded, I’ve learned that I will never understand what a catch truly is.

Has to be Leicester City’s Thai Adventure. Proof that three dudes in a hotel room with prostitutes will lead you to a league title. Even if all of the involved players were released before the season began.

But nothing of his ultimate shit talk to Ryan Giggs?

From Sky Sports:

And to think, this was all for nothing Danny.

With a pedigree like Triple H’s, I wouldn’t be getting in there with him.

I’d have rather seen him develop under Pep than Ancelotti, but I’m excited to see him. He’ll have some great mentors at the club and I’m sure within a few years Real will be attempting to pony up £80M for this teenage heartthrob.

Zlatan doesn’t go to teams; teams come to Zlatan.

So fresh, so ripe.

HULK RICH!

More like InaccuWeather, am I right!?

If they’re lucky, the English players can take a vacation on McLaren’s luxurious Hair Island.

Satan has issued mandatory overtime for Death and all lesser reapers this year.

That stat from Hannah Storm is incredible. Just absolutely unfathomable dominance.

There is absolutely nothing in here about “Not being Justin Bieber” which I thought would be a cardinal rule of playing pickup basketball without being a pain in the ass.

Sure, as long as he’s not trying to dangle from the crossbar.