“This is the worst team Italy has had in years!” they all said.
Except for having two of the best central defenders in the world... which helps a bit.
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Don’t blame him. Maradona needs to shut his mouth in general. The Argentinian FA is corrupt as all hell. He’s lived in Spain for more of his life than he did in Argentina and he gets unfair stick for not winning tournaments because Gonzalo Higuain is the biggest bottler this side of the Atlantic.
Oh, The Sun. England’s journalistic standard.
That grass they brought in from the Netherlands looks awful, but hey, at least the Dutch are getting walked all over today. Good to see an appearance from them in the tournament.
Cristiano Ronaldo has handled the ball less than Neal Page while he shared a hotel room with Del Griffith.
The nickname actually refers to his skill, i.e. “the Messi of his country” not his stature.
“Fly below the radar.”
Oh sure, make fun of the man’s height.
Forsberg instead of Lindros.
You are correct.
The blind Stan Hansen lariating everyone’s head clean off their shoulders. So good.
Imagine the year 2024. English teams are comprised of 95% English players. Harry Redknappy is the happiest man in the world. Chelsea, struggling to stay in the Premier League, look abroad for international talent. However, due to the rules, they need someone who’s played 30-35 caps over the past three years to get…
You’re getting starred on general principle now.
I appreciate your correction.
Great article, Billy, but I have one problem with you saying the Argentinians “Hulk-smashed” the US men’s team. That is impossible because Hulk is Brazilian and I believe didn’t see a single minute of action
That sounds short, disgusting and extremely unsatisfying.
Kid is learning about teabagging way too early in life.
How do we know that’s not Lee Chappy, Vardy Lookalike!
Leicester is his. All fuckin’ his.
Well, he’ll be closer to all of his big meetings that he needs to stay fresh for!
Can we talk about how terrible David Alaba was for Austria in this tournament?
He’s one of my absolute favorite players in world football, one of the best left backs, can play about 32,316 positions on a football field... and he was just absolutely awful.