He used a double negative. Definitely leaving.

Where was Bill Simmons to tell the owners to pay for their own fucking stadiums while this was all going down?

It was Kramer with the bowling pin in the Lego store.

If only he had put that kind of effort in on that PK the other day.

Jurgen Klinsmann would make for a good start. Though Cris Carter suggests a fall guy.

But can I get them in a shade that will cover Cheetos stains?

I think I’m sophisticated ‘cause I’m living my life
Like a good ole Welsh human
But all around me Ronaldo’s stealing goals and
He’s walking round like God man
So I’m no better than the wingers
On the benches of Madrid
Cause compared to the Zidanes and the Benzemas and the Kroos
I am an apeman.

You gotta stand off for what you believe in.

Best fan in baseball.

Yeah, but the keeper still cleared it. So no goal. So obvious.

Those Croatian fans are really Dinamo.

Peidiwch wylo i mi Cymru.

As I said in the Bale post: Sterling was wasteful and hurt the way the rest of the team was trying to play. Constantly cutting inside and choking Rooney, Lallana etc, while offering nothing to boot.

Kyle Walker has been England’s best player. Not necessarily a good thing, but he has looked very lively and at times the…

How bad is Raheem Sterling right now? Wow. Constantly cutting inside and choking the attack for England in the first half, he was really quite debilitating to the team as a whole. Vardy and Studge come on and the attack starts working.

AS I TYPE! DANIEL STURRIDGE!

So there it is. Harry Kane and Raheem Sterling need to…

I dunno. I think Forster could be better.

And Vargas has erased that lead and somehow it’s taken 22 games to get a lead change in Copa America.

And no, Fox Sports, I will not try Nugenix no matter how many times you ask.

Yessir! They were once one of world football’s global superpowers.

I’m incensed. These sweatpants are giving him an increased blocking radius, thus an unfair advantage. We need to take all the illustrious European and World titles Hungary have won with him in go... oh, nevermind.

Brewers fans should be ashamed of Hank. Hank has nothing on this dog.

I miss Structure. They made the most comfortable jeans. Fuck you, Express