I’ve got about 26,000 individual email addresses signed up.

I prefer to keep my work day activities to using Outlook to hide the Deadspin browser.

+1 failed US Senate run.

This tells me that everything will be all right.

Can confirm on state bird. The chickadee was carried away by swarms of mosquitoes.

C’mon Samer, ever good dad knows you don’t mow the lawn in white sneakers. They’ll get all grass stained!

*ignores the rest of the Marlins who are hitting pretty well.*

Must be all the fault of that Bonds guy.

Where was the story about West Ham signing an esports kid! (Or did I miss it) He even has a squad number.

This is so great. Your brother was one lucky bastard!

I don’t want it to be 2016 anymore.

Joe always wanted to Biagini, but just couldn’t fit into the lamp.

Benjamin Clementine - NPR Tiny Desk Concert

What a fucking piece of shit. Fuck this guy and his father. Fuck his egoism and his failure to see that he’s done more damage to the woman he raped than to his own life.

I’m glad that the eagle let Goose go. He’s got a family to consider, after all.

The best part of the season, really. I love it.

“You silly English pig-dogs! We know about your Brazilian midfielder and shall purchase him from you. I fart in your general direction!”

I nominate Charlie Adam for worst offender.

5. Don’t be a minority

Though I think that’s explicitly covered in 1-3.

That’s a great $20 shirt / tie combo from TJ Maxx.