Milk Futures. Those are resources to be juggled.

Like backing into a parking spot, backing into the playoffs means you’ll just get off to a faster start.

Adequate Tip: Take two Pringles (flavor of choice, original is preferred) and put a Reese’s peanut butter cup between them. Salty-sweet perfection.

You Sabrematecians are the worst.

.012% in the season is exactly the right time to start panicking.

Unless you hate the Cardinals, of course. Then this is all beautiful, beautiful gravy

Meldonium can be shortened to Meld. The substance used by the aliens in XCOM.

Vladimir Putin is a Thin Man.

But how does Naya feel about Clark?

The cops must have been practicing nabbing Wambachs with their T-16s back home.

The slaughterhouse should put a Holstein on this one. Perhaps they could put a Jersey on it to mark it as saved, and when it gets tired they can put it on a Guernsey and carry it around. I’d really hate to see it get the Shorthorn and be turned into Brown Swiss.

Pete Doherty was so much better when he was shooting up heroin with her.

What’s Whitney’s favorite type of coordination?

Anybody?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand-eeeeeeyyyyyeeee!

6.5

Hi Tilly!

This is Luna, Anne and Duncan. They are guardians of the hallway.

Madeleine Davies is Truth.

Let’s go create our own vertical with hookers and blackjack!

Today is going to be a lot of fun around here.

RP McMurphy’s?

Somebody get Nurse Ratched to straighten this boy out.

Ah yes, it’s so very noble to have a side-chick. He might as well just open a harem and start dealing in concubines.

“Those giraffes you sold me, they won’t score. They just walk around, dribbling, and not scoring. You sold me... jacked giraffes. I want my money back.”

What a clever nickname!