Ghost Bear doesn’t forgive or forget. First round of the playoffs will be fun for this matchup.

Matt should take solace that it wasn’t a Sepp Blatter infection. Would have been much worse.

Needs more Gary Oldman as Satan.

These shoes, a pulse rifle and a 9 year old and I’ll finally be able to force my mother out of the airlock.

The only argument I’ll make is that he went very cold at the end of last year. 0-15 or so. Either way, I’d rather give him the chance over Panda Express.

I’m blaming Adequate Man for when Zoidberg’s people come to earth and eradicate the Anchovy.

I choose the third option. People like you.

I suppose you don’t like soccer uniforms being called “kits” either.

Clinton’s entitlement for the Presidency is my favorite thing about her.

The Mrs would allow me to sleep with Benedict Cumberbatch. I don’t care how weird looking he is.

If I were from Newcastle I surely would have hanged myself by now.

He professes his love for West Ham, but that will be up until he’s offered £175K/wk.

Your salty tears are an ocean and I am bouyed by my team’s World Series Championship.

Fuck Gary Bettman.

But isn’t Leipzig still 51% owned by Germans because of their laws?

“And it says... HAPPY .... THANKS... giving... FROM... W...K....R...P!”

And now the entire office knows I’m not being productive.

+1

If John Scott can be an All Star MVP, anything is possible.

He even tried the “gloves off” penalty kick today.. missed, but hey.

My girlfriend is equally parts annoyed with my mancrush on Adrian and my incessant singing of the Payet song.

She’s also a Liverpool supporter, her opinion is invalid.

Next week from Giri:

And I thought D’Onofrio would bring a lot of nuance to the character and person that Pelé was.