Not food related, but a local car dealership has the motto “You’ll Do Better!”

I will? Where!?

I like that you’re doing the trolling for free by calling them “Hotspurs”

Don’t do it, Tom. I’d hate to see Gawker’s offices disqualified from hosting the 2026 World Cup.

I’m eagerly awaiting the SKY MEAT and LAND MEAT campaigns.

Yep. Did a ton of work for Habitat for Humanity over the years.

Jimmy Carter looks like a grandfather. Ted Cruz looks like someone who kills grandfathers. There’s a fundamental difference here.

Koran events on concussion research must have hajj Abdullah act on such a radical choice.

(I’m so sorry)

This article for Adrian lines up perfectly with #MCM. Adrian is always my Man Crush on Mondays.

Allimony, allimony
Payin’ your bills
Livin, Lovitz, She’s just a woman

I haven’t seen an Imperiale fail this bad since the Battle of Endor.

Guess that’s another Nail in the coffin for his Oilers career.

If only his surname was Duckinson, this all could have been avoided.

Have you heard the one about the ceiling?

No? Well, nevermind. It’s way over your head anyway.

It’s great to see a small school, plucky underdog like Syracuse make it to the final four.

Oh man, I am so jealous that you are experiencing this for the first time.

This, Grim Fandango, Indy & The Fate of Atlantis, Sam and Max Hit the Road, Monkey Island. LucasArts was the goldmine of my childhood.

Niko Kranjcar excluded, of course.

It doesn’t ‘elp that ‘Arry pretty much ‘ates anyone who ‘asn’t got an English tongue.

I was hoping to transfer to Oklahoma State, but they weren’t into the Reverse Cowboy.

Mini Eggs rule Easter. There is no other acceptable choice.

YES!