Yeah, you know what...

Hey, cut the guy some slack.

How about just Fuck Star Wars Sideways?

“There, there. Stay over there.”

I mean this guy is one dumbass motherfucker.

As for not showing up for work...

It’s kind of adorable, in a sad, childish way, how he thinks printing the screenshots and holding them next to his two laptops, somehow corroborates the images because they’re... er... like photographic evidence, or something, I guess.

It’s not really.

File this under “Who Gives a Shit?”

Yeah, motherfuckers, I just made a Smothers Brothers reference.

Actually, two American climbers were training this pair to replace them, but their H-1Bs fell through... a crevasse.

I know this is fake because that’s a photo of me.

Thanks for chiming in, old white guy.

Both of those women are dog ass homely as fawk.

Rampage thinks he has a shot at a threeway.

Love your military!

I always thought it meant an angel was losing his wings.

Oh, Lifehacker.

11. Mash them into a paste and apply them to your pet for stunningly supple fur.

Yeah, but your parents probably had hairy nipples.