Yeah, you know what...

Hey, cut the guy some slack.

The problem with SOME Japanese films — and I don’t want to lazily generalize here, because Japan’s contribution to world cinema is longstanding and unshakeable — is that they tend to just throw everything but the kitchen sink at the screen. It looks compelling in a trailer, but then you see the film and it seems like…

Or just sports enthusiast.

>> If you look into Mulgrew’s eyes at the end, you can see her crying for help.

I would rather shoot myself in the eye than watch Frasier.

I kid the good people of Kansas.

Anus, Oklahoma.

Jenks, Oklahoma sounds like a place they’d send Snake Plisken to to rescue the president.

>> but this latest quake could prompt revisions.

Didn’t wake you up enough apparently if you’re still living in Kansas.

Fraq Attaq.

How about just Fuck Star Wars Sideways?

“There, there. Stay over there.”

Microsoft dominates their .0001% mobile market share like a boss.

>> in the same way that Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo do for their platforms.

I mean this guy is one dumbass motherfucker.

As for not showing up for work...

It’s kind of adorable, in a sad, childish way, how he thinks printing the screenshots and holding them next to his two laptops, somehow corroborates the images because they’re... er... like photographic evidence, or something, I guess.

It’s not really.