I was about to commence a fap session and Riker postponed it by several hours at least.

#1's O face is also his #2 face.

You’re all wrong. She something time travel, then zombies, a beach, Bermuda shape thing, and... um, Wright Brothers. Happened.

Do they also offer free bypass surgery for every blocked artery?

Shee-it.

Fawkin’ Glass Joe.

Actually, if you look closely and in slow motion you can see the squibs blowing out sequentially along her pants suit as she is brought down INTENTIONALLY by controlled demolition.

These fucking idiots have no life.

Yeah, you know what...

Hey, cut the guy some slack.

How about just Fuck Star Wars Sideways?

“There, there. Stay over there.”

I mean this guy is one dumbass motherfucker.

As for not showing up for work...

It’s kind of adorable, in a sad, childish way, how he thinks printing the screenshots and holding them next to his two laptops, somehow corroborates the images because they’re... er... like photographic evidence, or something, I guess.

It’s not really.

File this under “Who Gives a Shit?”

Yeah, motherfuckers, I just made a Smothers Brothers reference.

Actually, two American climbers were training this pair to replace them, but their H-1Bs fell through... a crevasse.

I know this is fake because that’s a photo of me.