Thanks for chiming in, old white guy.

Both of those women are dog ass homely as fawk.

Rampage thinks he has a shot at a threeway.

Love your military!

I always thought it meant an angel was losing his wings.

Oh, Lifehacker.

11. Mash them into a paste and apply them to your pet for stunningly supple fur.

Yeah, but your parents probably had hairy nipples.

This is a stupid sentiment.

The list is pretty good. Generally, the nutrionist is saying that, at best, those processed snacks get a C, or generally are garbage and should not be fed to children or adults on a regular basis.

I hope he has “Keeps spreadsheets on potential mates” as a prominent field in his “Why I am still single” spreadsheet.

The DENNIS System.

48 hours from now: “I lied about being intoxicated because... erm... Zika?”

The Pope of the Hardwood meets the Pope of the Hardwood.

>> Lord knows what’s actually going on here

On the plus side, the gentleman can expect a tidy offer of $1,000,000 from Larry Flynt to star in “Rio Pole Vaultin’ Nights.”

Okay.

Broom versus Beverage Bucket is literally the only sport that could ever entice me to watch the Olympics.

The weights are entirely superfluous to this incident.

“The doctors think it might have something to do with my lifting a heavy weight over my head.”