File this under “Who Gives a Shit?”

Yeah, motherfuckers, I just made a Smothers Brothers reference.

Actually, two American climbers were training this pair to replace them, but their H-1Bs fell through... a crevasse.

I know this is fake because that’s a photo of me.

Thanks for chiming in, old white guy.

Both of those women are dog ass homely as fawk.

Rampage thinks he has a shot at a threeway.

Love your military!

I always thought it meant an angel was losing his wings.

Oh, Lifehacker.

11. Mash them into a paste and apply them to your pet for stunningly supple fur.

Yeah, but your parents probably had hairy nipples.

This is a stupid sentiment.

The list is pretty good. Generally, the nutrionist is saying that, at best, those processed snacks get a C, or generally are garbage and should not be fed to children or adults on a regular basis.

I hope he has “Keeps spreadsheets on potential mates” as a prominent field in his “Why I am still single” spreadsheet.

The DENNIS System.

48 hours from now: “I lied about being intoxicated because... erm... Zika?”

The Pope of the Hardwood meets the Pope of the Hardwood.

>> Lord knows what’s actually going on here

On the plus side, the gentleman can expect a tidy offer of $1,000,000 from Larry Flynt to star in “Rio Pole Vaultin’ Nights.”