Disappointed you didn’t go with the obvious and low-hanging “Taj Ma-Hell” (also acceptable: Taj Ma-Heil) in the headline. Conceding that to the NY Post?

I’m many years in the gray.

Then YOU’RE FIRED too.

My vote for Bornstein’s filing system is mayonnaise stained Der Wienerschnitzel napkins kept in a Starsky and Hutch Trapper Keeper.

>> Also bear in mind the cars may have deflected some of the winds at ground level upwards, thus increasing the force the upper half of the Starbucks had to endure.

Shlong.

Okay, I haven’t read any of the Spider-Gwen stories and have zero clue, but I can remark that the character sets a terrible and silly precedent for naming future Spider characters.

I hope he has “Keeps spreadsheets on potential mates” as a prominent field in his “Why I am still single” spreadsheet.

The DENNIS System.

48 hours from now: “I lied about being intoxicated because... erm... Zika?”

The Pope of the Hardwood meets the Pope of the Hardwood.

>> If the price for exploring that country is making literal propaganda for a regime that rapes, tortures and kills entire generations at a time then yes, yes they should.

They’ve assembled the perfect Douche Squad.

>> Lord knows what’s actually going on here

Best movie of the summer has been No Movie.

On the plus side, the gentleman can expect a tidy offer of $1,000,000 from Larry Flynt to star in “Rio Pole Vaultin’ Nights.”

Okay, admit it.

Okay.

Yeah, that SOUNDS great.

Those posters are the opposite of striking. I’d call them lazy.