Jaime is definitely getting fished out of that pond.

"I'm Pickle Riiiiick!"

On the dark web, you can pay to download videos of some Romanian costume assistant shaving and beating a GoT IKEA rug.

Too lazy to photoshop some IKEA lamps and such into a bunch of GoT screen grabs.

Number of Game of Thrones fans who think dragons, zombies, or ghosts are causing or will aid in curing climate change, pandemics, poverty, war: 0

If you ping, expect a pong.

Okey dokey.

Mommy still hasn't come home to spank me.

If only.

Okay, fair enough.

Maybe if you click your red slippers faster, the hammer will fall sooner.

I just checked the About Us section and in answer to this question ("Why do you delete comments?") in the FAQ, this is part of the response:

Against whose rules? If there are official AV Club rules regarding your assertion, please provide a link, and I will amend my post. If these are simply your rules and those of some sympathetic board buddies, you can twist, honey.

Your lust for suppression of contrary perspective is 100% toddler.

Oh, that was a debate, huh?

And then you'll be safe! From words.

Sorry your hair trigger stalker effort was thwarted.

Throw your flags. And your tantrums.

I don't do that trigger warning, spoiler warning bullshit.

Nerds.