Or twenty.

Splitting hairs.

Okay, now Google "lame duck."

You used "serious" and "flat-earther" in the same sentence.

The oligarchs chose well.

Forget it, Cicero, It's Jake.

Listen, any time any family member, ex-friend, or ex-BF/GF goes public with personal dirt, they're shit.

Exactly how much acid did Lynch drop in the forests of Idaho and Washington?

Or JB Smoove.

Or — let's just come right out and say what we're all thinking — pirate Draculas.

Can I just casually mention that NINJAS ARE BORING AS FUCK?!

I took your mom to Matt, but he PROMISED he'd keep his fat yapper shut. MATT!

The first episode was all kinds of ass.

>> Is Game Of Thrones setting Varys up to betray Daenerys?

One other thing about these kids… they always said extreme things to see the fear in the eyes of others. These were people who were perpetual victims, the weakest, the most bullied. And to see fear in the eyes of others, they'd talk about shooting someone in the face or stabbing someone, blood spurting. As gory as…

I'm not anonymous. I'm Chowderbatter!

This is just how language works. Nothing and no one is getting more profane. It's just that words like "shit," "fuck," "dick" are becoming as unsurprising as "dagnabbit," "Jumpin' Jehosaphat," and "dang."

I feel like I should continue my not-watching and wait for a nine minute "All of the shit worth watching on The Mist" video on YouTube at season's end.

A win all around for IKEA.

Okay. Admittedly, your version is better.