My only thought after reading half of this article was "I need more Curb episodes."

I'd also like to see Marvel's Trevor Slattery, but I might be pushing my luck.

I see the film as a combination of The Hudsucker Proxy ("Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure, Jack."), Miller's Crossing ("Look into your heart, Stan!"), and the non-Coen Repo Man (turns into a dystopian road movie). But it's also a heist film in the spirit of Bottle Rocket.

If only.

In my mind-theater, Lee is played by Reservoir Dogs era Steve Buscemi and Kirby is played by Barton Fink era John Turturro. It would have to be done by the Coen brothers.

No lie.

*shrugs*

The role of Will Smith will be played by Will Smith.

Okay, real talk…

The Civil War and the greater history of America has always been a story of Nasty Oligarchs vs. Less Nasty Oligarchs.

Americans will stop fantasizing about the South winning long about the time we stop fantasizing about a magic carpenter whisking us away to our solid gold McMansions in the sky.

All of the reasons that movie failed from Adrian to Zmed.

I was 11.

Well, the other option is he is incredibly stupid. Which isn't a winning look for the supposed hero of the series.

Jesse did end up killing Viktor and all of his men.

The service "serving" that video is as shit at the subject matter.

As an aside, I saw Grease in a drive-in in 1978.

Your argument failed at Zmed.

Somebody make a Mary Jo Kopechne joke.

A vending machine who became self-aware, went searching for food in the coin pond.