Spaceballs was a not-funny movie.

My PTSD over what she did in Godfather 3 has never abated.

There were only white people in The Past. (And The Future).

Somebody straighten my shit out.

Prediction: Next season's primary arc will focus heavily on Kim's growing fondness for "the good stuff."

She is The Voice and Kardashian X is The Woman because The Media says.

Lady squirts baby.

I could probably learn the exact same Something by reading the ingredients on a box of oats.

Thanks a lot, The Jews!

My greatest nightmare would be a 24-hour layover at the Memphis airport with nothing but CMT on full volume.

Liberal liberal Al Gore LiberAl Hillary liberal liberal.

Two puppets meet at a puppet show.

She is pretty.

The prequels would still be trash. Consider the people who Lucas *DID* get… Samuel L. Jackson, Terence Stamp, Ewan McGregor, Christopher Lee, and then he surrounded them with garbage actors like Christensen, Portman, Smits, and a bunch of CG horseshit.

I guess you're unfamiliar with Invitation to Love, Lynch's greater work, and soap operas in general. Lynch's parallels, homages to that genre are not subtle. And this is not a new idea. It's widely known. But not by you.

Yahweh.

Wow.

Swango and Wrench.

The 80s were the toughest decade.

Some nits to pick: